That's how Shallow Man's theory of discipline starts out. I've decided I'm going to see how it works in semi-real life.
All right, take-home final. This is it.
You don't like me and I certainly don't like you.
But you're going to get done.
Today.
That's all there is to it.
In other words,
BOY,
you WILL
be written and printed
TODAY.
NOW STOP YOUR PRISSY WHINING AND PREPARE TO HAVE THE TRASH KICKED OUT OF YOU.
Thank you.
That will be all.
I'll let you know how it turns out, folks. Stay tuned.
Yes, that's it.
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I came across this poem, "The Spot" by Holly Day, this afternoon. (Scroll
down to the bottom of the page; it won't let me link to the individual
poem.)
Ye...
12 years ago
6 comments:
Take-home final, you better do what she says. She sounds serious.
Hear, hear! I am mostly done with mine. Would be printed and turned in were it not for the nagging feeling of never really being done that has been plaguing me for a few days. That's what happens when you get a take-home final that you have 2 weeks to do. LAME.
LOL good luck cousin!! Can't wait to hear how this turns out :P
ooh, I'm scared. I'm glad I'm not your take home final. Better yet, I'm glad I don't have a take home final.
You are so smart! Good luck. You will do GREAT!!!
How much schooling do you have left?
I love you. And I pity your take-home final.
now, I am hoping that the southern accent just didn't translate through the typing. "Boah..."
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