Tuesday, December 15, 2009

BOY, you WILL . . .

That's how Shallow Man's theory of discipline starts out. I've decided I'm going to see how it works in semi-real life.

All right, take-home final. This is it.

You don't like me and I certainly don't like you.

But you're going to get done.

Today.

That's all there is to it.

In other words,

BOY,

you WILL

be written and printed

TODAY.

NOW STOP YOUR PRISSY WHINING AND PREPARE TO HAVE THE TRASH KICKED OUT OF YOU.

Thank you.

That will be all.


I'll let you know how it turns out, folks. Stay tuned.

6 comments:

Carrie said...

Take-home final, you better do what she says. She sounds serious.

Meg said...

Hear, hear! I am mostly done with mine. Would be printed and turned in were it not for the nagging feeling of never really being done that has been plaguing me for a few days. That's what happens when you get a take-home final that you have 2 weeks to do. LAME.

~Shauna~ said...

LOL good luck cousin!! Can't wait to hear how this turns out :P

Tina said...

ooh, I'm scared. I'm glad I'm not your take home final. Better yet, I'm glad I don't have a take home final.
You are so smart! Good luck. You will do GREAT!!!

How much schooling do you have left?

Kels said...

I love you. And I pity your take-home final.

erachamay said...

now, I am hoping that the southern accent just didn't translate through the typing. "Boah..."