How To

It's no big secret that there are no Little Nibs or Shallow Jrs running about the house here, nor is it much of a secret that we have been wishing this was different for some time now.

But I think I've found something that might help:

How to Make a Baby from Cassidy Curtis on Vimeo.

Ah. Well, now I see where we've been going wrong.* Problem solved! We'll be in Sunday School in no time!


*Boy, were we WAY off on that one!

Let me introduce . . .

Well, folks, I have some exciting news for you. Today we have a very distinguished guest here at The Scritchy Nib and...

(whispered aside) Wait, what? Who wrote this? "Very" distinguished? Really? . . . In fact, is "distinguished" even the word we want to be using here? . . . So maybe not distinguished, but still a guest . . . Or not. . . . Did we issue an invitation or anything like that? No? So not really a guest, either. Um . . . how about we just say:

Click here.

Contracts

I love my contracts class. This probably has less to do with the subject than with the professor. So here are the top three reasons why my professor rocks (although this will probably do more toward proving my nerdiness than his coolness). I would do ten but law school kind of sucks out your creativity.

3) He looks just like the dad from Calvin and Hobbes.

2) He keeps us up to date on current events.
Example: "There was some very sad news from Australia today. The inventor of the boomerang grenade has died."

1) Taken from an essay he wrote: an excerpt from the typical dean's letter recommending a student for the bar:
In my judgment, this person:
Integrity
__ is as pure as the driven snow
__ is as pure as the driven snow after it has lain on the ground for a couple of days and gotten yucky stuff all over it
__ slithered out of a Dickens novel


(Note: That last one still sends me into a fit of giggles. Guess I just can't get away from my nerdly roots.)

It was inevitable, I suppose

The guy just can't leave anything alone, can he? :)

Heheheh

Just cuz Kat did:




You are Green Lantern

Green Lantern 85% Spider-Man 85% Superman 65% The Flash 65% Robin 60% Supergirl 60% Wonder Woman 60% Hulk 60% Catwoman 60% Iron Man 40% Batman 25%

Hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Woot!

After my DH scored as a blast-ended skrewt (he hasn't read the books so he was a bit confused as to why I found this so amusing - it kept me giggling for a good five minutes), I had to see how I scored.

You scored as Luna Lovegood. No surprises here. Of course you are most like Luna Lovegood. You believe everything you read in tabloids, freak people out with your casual acceptance of even the most bizarre, and endear others with your dreamy charm. You know how to say it like you see it. Luna Lovegood 60% Mad-Eye Moody 55% Blast-Ended Skrewt 55% Minerva McGonagall 55% Albus Dumbledore 25% Argus Filch 25% Goyle 15% Dudley Dursley 5% Harry Potter Mania created with QuizFarm.com